I'm at the show!
Check out the lady behind me (the one looking at me). What's she thinking? Maybe: '!@$#%#@ art quilters. Always showin' off'
Or maybe: 'Wouldja' look at that freak? I bet she's got one a' them body piercings'
Either way, we're likely not from the same clan. I'd talk to her, though. Bet she's got an interesting story of her own. You never know who'll turn up at a quilt show!
I'm having great fun. Wish you were here. There'll be more pics (with stories) tomorrow.