Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Who's In Charge Here?

Today, I wake up to discover that I am not in charge. The universe is in charge and I am a spec.

There are children everywhere, calling my name. There is laundry rising to incredible heights. Cowpaths guide me through the house. There are no clean spoons. Where is my husband, my helpmeet? He has gone to work, like the good boy that he is. (sigh)

So! What can a spec control in her corner of the universe? She can control this:



and change it into this:

Hooraaay for Super Spec!

She can not, however, control this:


....all thanks to this:


Boooo! Down with Evil metallic thread, even if it is too beautiful to ignore.

Tune in tomorrow when Super Spec uses her amazing (though microscopic) control powers to stamp out a New Evil.....


The Thread Basket of Dooooom!

4 comments:

Mobea said...

Okay, now it's working. All is well in cyber space. I have 12 knitting projects complete to the point of weaving in ends, 42 sewing projects on the burner and 2 pages of new knitting projects to start... ARGHHH!!! nobody is in control...

Mobea said...

Okay, now it's working. All is well in cyber space. I have 12 knitting projects complete to the point of weaving in ends, 42 sewing projects on the burner and 2 pages of new knitting projects to start... ARGHHH!!! nobody is in control...

Mobea said...

hey- Dr. Phil is advertising for pack-rat/ cowpath people. Maybe we should apply?

Mobea said...

hey- Dr. Phil is advertising for pack-rat/ cowpath people. Maybe we should apply?