After Action Report: Mission: T-shirt Tornado
Little Flyer Reporting.
2009 June 16
1030 -Receive via UPS 45 white, 100% cotton t-shirts, sizes XS to 3X.
2009 June 17
0630 -Scour 15 t-shirts, mixed sizes.
0715 -With shirts in washer, fill washer to medium level
with 110 degree Farenheit water.
0730 -Prepare ammunition using 3 TBS. turquoise dye powder.
Add to agitating washer.
0745 -Add ammunition support: 1 C soda ash to agitating washer.
Reset washer to agitate for 15 minutes. Leave area of operation.
0805 -Realize washer has drained completely due to
screwdriver depressing lid's safety switch,
allowing artist to watch agitation as entertainment.
Also allows full cycle to proceed. All dye and soda ash
not attached to shirts lost forever.
Dye recipe and careful calculations are out the window.
0806 -Contemplate success of mission. SNAFU early in
process does not project favorable outcome. Artist thinks
0830 -Artist AWOL.